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Spam - an escalating set of responses to spam

I haven't checked what the real etiquette is, but I think it should be... You send the spam through to the person's email and include the covering note: "Do you mind if I send you emails now and then on this Religious / Funny / Feminist / Racist / Political theme?" Then I can politely answer... "No thanks." Then, you must create a Distribution List (people who don't know how to create Distribution Lists should not be sending out spam) that excludes my address. From now on I send no spam without a covering letter - and you know we have all done it.

This is the advice I would give someone receiving spam: "Reply on the email and say, "No thanks". If they send it again, "I said.... No thanks." If they send it again, "Did you not fucking hear me?... No thanks." If they send it again, "I have put a filter on your email address that will return anything you send me with a reply that say, "I SAID, "NO FUCKING THANKS" YOU MORON, NOW STOP IT OR I WILL MAKE THIS FUCKING NOTE LONGER AND INCLUDE THE WORD FUCKING AT LEAST ANOTHER DOZEN TIMES"... A S S H O L E.

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Tanya Pretorius said…
Note to Spam Filterers - Mail and Outlook both will send this nasty note, but interestingly, Gmail doesn't give us the option. I guess Google works in mysterious ways to keep us sweet and nice and civilized... google swoon.

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